Such a dilemma

A cruise.....
So, I get an email from elvis.com about an Elvis tribute cruise to the Bahamas. It's $800 ish per person for an interior room - really don't need more than that. Jet Blue (do I really want to fly with them???) had air fare from JFK for $59 each way. Hotels.com has a room for the night before and the night back in port for $59 - its a Red Roof in at the airport. Michael is OK with it - he tells me to save my allowance. This is so not practical, but I would love to go!! I can borrow the money - maybe I could get a job at Starbucks!! I don't want to book a room by myself though. What if they stick me with a room mate??? What if they are old and take their teeth out at night??? What if they fart in their sleep??? What if they have smelly feet??? What if, what if, what if.
Aww who am I kidding?? It is just a pipe dream, but I can dream too can't I!!
Anyone want to lend me about $1000 and come with me???