What about Treadmill Etiquette?????

Shouldn't people who join the gym have to sign something for treadmill etiquette???

There are about 15 treadmills in the gym - why does someone always have to get on the freakin on right next to me when at least 10 of them are empty??? I always try to do the every other thingy. Since I have actually started running, I sweat, t herefore I stink. You certainly don't want to smell me and there is no way on Gods good earth that I want to smell your nasty sweaty stale smoke ass!!! You can't be trying to pick me up, because I look like shit and you are about 70. Stay the hell away from me and I will kindly return the favor you nasty old stanky lame ass walking on the treamill jerk!!!

Thank you and have a nice fucking day now that you effed up mine!!!!!!!!!!!